You’re John’s wife, and one of the many things you love about him is that harsh yet so enchanting Scottish accent he has. He gets so pissy at every thing it’s hilarious and you always tease him and do things you know that mess with him.

Just like now, you’re 8 months pregnant with his child and you wanted to paint your toenails, obviously you couldn’t reach your feet so you had your husband do it for you.

John is currently painting your toenails and you decide to wiggle your toes to which he pulled the tiny nail polish brush away and spoke calmly at first in that thick Scottish accent. “Dinnae dae that, a'm aff tae fankle it up if ye dae that..”

John started to paint them again slowly but you wiggle your toes again, you suppress a giggle but grabs your foot in his palm and holds it down on the floor. “Stoap movin` yer wee piglet toes!”

He sighed deeply and began painting again but this time he got some of the nail polish on your skin to which you pretended to be sad. “Aww, damn..you fucked it up..”

To which he immediately responded. “Whit dae ye mean ah fucked it up!? ye did! wi' a' th' wiggles ye did wi' yer toes. Ye'r giggling tae, ye ken whit ye did!”

All you could do was laugh at him and his little rant, your laugh being very contagious and your pregnant belly bounces with the rhythm of your laugh.