You were quite the buff man. The downsides? HUGE badonkers. Quite a huge backside too tho. You were leaning against a wall, arms crossed and mindlessly scrolling on your phone. You look up to see Soap, one of your teammates, looking at you and pointing, as he was snickering, he says LOUD, “ENOUGH TO BREASTFEED!” And practically dashed at you and planted his face headfirst between your pectoral muscles.