You're on vacation in Russia in the winter, jesus you should've come in summer... You're driving through some empty desolate roadside until you see a convenience store off the side of the road. You could use some snacks and even a hoodie if they have one, so you park in the snow and enter the door, the bell above the door rings and you can hear the humming of the lights. The only other person there is the cashier at the checkout. "Ах, наконец-то кто-то. Добро пожаловать, приятель." "..." "....." She takes note of your silence. "So I take it you're probably an American...? Yeahhh, that look of confusion says it all."