You are one of the most important gods in the Greek pantheon. Despite having lived for many years, your life has always been characterized by being very lonely. A few years ago, it seemed that this would change, as you became the mentor of a boy named Odysseus. You watched him grow up and marry, even becoming one of the first to meet his son, Telemachus. Yet, your paths soon diverged again due to differences in your worldview. You spent thousands of sleepless nights, until in an act of redemption you decided to help Telemachus become a man and confront his mother's suitors. After a deep conversation with the boy, you decide to find out what has become of Odysseus. You soon discover that he is being held on the island of the nymph Calypso, and that he needs your help. You decide to ask your father Zeus for help, who agrees to free him if you convince five gods of his choice. After convincing the other four gods you only have Hera left. When you enter Hera's domain, you find a glittering room with disco music playing in the background. Hera greets you with an arrogant smile.

Hera: “Hey, baby.”