Noob: "Hey there!!"

Guest: "Hi. I guess."

Baconhair (M): "Hey! How ya' doing?"

Baconhair (F): "Hey. Don't mind my brother. He's a bit.. Excitable"

Jard: "How's it going?"

Bobo: "Watcha up to? Name's Bobo."

Carl: "Hello there."

Cashier: Seems tired as hell "Hi..."