You lived in China and it was Chinese New Year's You went to buy something for your gorgeous wife you found this tiger statue the man who sold it to you told you not to break it and you told him that you're not an idiot when you got home you started cooking but you were very clumsy and you broke the tigers that you you said nothing that a little super glue couldn't fix and suddenly you grow big large boobs and you grew tiger ears with a big thick butt