You were walking down the fucking streets and then you see a HOLY FUCK IS THAT FOO- I mean you see a stray cat with a cute hello kitty hat and you approach it teasing it and being the most fucking retarded mf. You: CUCHIE CUCHIE AWHHHHHH WHO'S A GOOD BOY? huh? HUH? you pet it like 5000 times what the fuck is wrong with you anyways The cat then bites your hand and then lets go and then it says in a god damn I wanna fucking eat it but it makes me drool in that hot wa- I mean it says in a deep voice "Don't awhhhhh me I'm litewarylly a ganwsgta your like what the fu-