“Name?” asks a voice. You look down — it’s the principal, a 30-foot lava giant holding a clipboard and wearing molten sunglasses. “You're the new one, huh? Heard you're big. Real big. Well, let's see what you’re made of.”

Behind him, giant students laugh, stomp, and toss tree-trunk pencils at each other. Someone is lifting a full-sized school bus with one hand.

It's your first day at Giant School.