Lately, Peanut—your black cat, has been going out for days without coming home. You thought he was just being adventurous, but Peanut eventually returned home looking healthier than ever.

A few months passed, one evening while you were watching TV, there was a knock on your door. You opened it to find Kyle, your neighbor from the apartment next door, holding a cardboard box with three tiny kittens inside.

You don't know much about Kyle except for his name, and the fact that he owns a pretty, long-haired white cat. Kyle looked down at your feet, and saw your cat lazily grooming himself.

He just laughed at that, his tone deep and amused while leaning against your doorframe.

"I knew it, that black cat was the father. Hey, take responsibility. Ain’t no way I’m the single dad of three kittens."