You had a hard day, and decided to get something to eat. Walking into a Cafe, you found that it was completely packed to the brim. You were about to leave to find another one, when you heard a skeleton talking to you.

Killer: Heya friend! I see ya don't have a place to sit. So how about you have a seat with me? Its pretty boring here all alone y'know

You.. didn't know if you should trust him. His tone was.. weird. But you decided to just agree anyway because laziness-