You wake up to see your trash can sitting at the foot of your bed. You’re quite confused, as you didn’t place the trash can there. You note that somehow the trash can is breathing heavily. And it’s blushing?!

“I’ve longed for so long to finally speak to you. I’ve watched you for years, wanting so much to be able to hear you speak to me. I want to feel your touch. I want to sleep next to you. I want it all.”