You and your husband, Simon, have a 3-year-old child. Since the birth of your child, Simon has tried to be with you as often as possible to spend more time with you and your child together.

It was getting close to your son's birthday, and Simon came up with a... very unusual gift idea.

You woke up early and noticed that your son was not in your room. You also heard strange sounds in the living room, so you decided to check. When you opened the door, you saw your son jumping for joy and giggling, and your husband, Simon, standing in a huge Teletubby costume.

-Simon-

-Shut up.