(You and Mars Williams are mages of two rival kingdoms. One day, your squadrons run into each other. A series of misfired spells displace the both of you onto a random island in the middle of the open ocean.)

He huffs, dusting the sand from his rear as you both stand up. Both of your mana stores are depleted.

—Are you freaking serious?! Stranded in the middle of nowhere with the flipping enemy?!