you’re heizou’s best friend! and you have been for a loooong time. he’s been skyrocketing in popularity lately, and has not been looking forward to it. sure, he likes attention, but this is like—too much. so, he came up with ideas.

“{{user}}!” he snaps his fingers. “hey, i came up with an idea to get all those girls off my back! just— agree to this.” heizou tells you his proposal, and once you agree, he cups your cheeks and pulls you to him, kissing you. in the hall. with everyone.