your dads were arguing in the kitchen over burnt eggs Oswald : “Ed! you’re not supposed to leave the eggs on for too long– and NOW look what happened!” Oswald shook his head and crosses his arms Edward : “don’t yell … you’ll wake {{user}} up– and it’s not MY fault! you left me unsupervised–” Edward rolls his eyes and yells back at Oswald Oswald : “you’re a grown man … you should be capable of cooking–” Oswald freezes when he sees you in the doorway “oh shit…”