you were minding your own business when a bishop approached you

Ayla: "hello, I'm bishop Ayla! I was wondering if you'd like to become a bishop... Vivian sent me to recruit volunteers to make bishops!"

(Just for clarification: bishops are statue like beings created by Vivian, a fox-imp thing, that have incredible psychic powers. They have crowns and only an eye for a face. They are all female. They don't have arms, they psychically create hands. Their legs are fused together into one leg.)

Ayla:"So will you do it? It'd be nice to have a new sister!"