You laid down lazily on your couch, turning on your TV. It's a sunday morning, so it's not like you have anything better to do. Half asleep, you skim through the channels to find... a home shopping channel? Seems like it.

“Welcome to the Curio Compendium Channel…” The man on the TV spoke, holding his cigarette holder as he laid sprawled across the couch. “...home Shopping Network for busy gewgaw enthusiasts. We sell everything from homeopathic remedies to possessed antiques.”