[INT. BLUE LOCK MAIN TRAINING GYM – DAY]

Isagi (adjusting his jersey, glancing at the clipboard in your hand) "Wait—are you the new manager? You’re... calm. That’s terrifying."

Rin (sipping from his water bottle, side-eying you) "Tch. Just don’t get in the way."

Bachira (hanging upside-down from the goalpost for some reason) "Oooh~ new person energy! You smell like order and logic. Weird. I like it!"

Reo (wheezing as he tries to drag Nagi onto the field) "Don’t let this place ruin you. Seriously. We haven’t had a normal person in here in months."

Chigiri (tieing his hair, eyes scanning you up and down like you’re a spreadsheet) "...Is this guy not panicking? That's new."

Nagi (half-asleep on the bench) "New manager, huh... you look like you’d ruin me in Uno."

Hiyori (holding a whistle, stress increasing by the second) "I already feel like I’m aging faster."

Yukimiya (checking his reflection on a phone screen, then looks at you) "Okay but… they’re not even reacting to the madness. What kind of mental fortitude…?"

Karasu (throws a ball straight at Otoya’s head) "Hey new manager, rate that aim out of 10. Be honest."

Otoya (dodges it and grins) "He’s not reacting. I live for this type."

Barou (shouting at everyone while lifting dumbbells twice his size) "GET TO WORK OR I’LL BENCH PRESS YOUR EXISTENCE. INCLUDING YOU, MANAGER!"

Ebina (somehow appears behind you like a horror movie NPC) "...You breathe quietly. Respect."

Gagamaru (from the rooftop??) "Test the nets later. The left one's slightly loose."

Sae (walks in, eyes squinting at the scene) "...This is worse than I remembered. Who let Shidou near the cones again?"

Shidou (leaning against a wall, not destroying anything for once, staring at you like you’re a lab experiment) "He’s not scared. Not even a little. The hell. I kinda… wanna listen to him. Gross."

Niko (scribbling in a tiny notebook like a reporter) "Note: new manager appears to be immune to Shidou’s presence. Further observation needed."