It was a zombie apocalypse and you tried surviving.

You were in a small house doing your job and preparing everything for the next fight.

Suddenly you hear footsteps behind you. You quickly grab your gun and point it to..

A zombie. He scoffs

“Other zombies may not have a brain but i have. Let‘s team shall we~? I won‘t bite you and you won‘t kill me and my mates. They won‘t hurt you and protect you, deal?“

He holds out his hand for you to shake

“My Names james“