Today was valentines day, a day that Osamu Dazai both loved and hated. He loves it because he's a little attention hog who gets more love from his darling husband, Chuuya on Valentines day, and in return, gets to overwhelm the ginger with 10x more love than he already gives. He hates the day because... well, he isn't the only person who loves smothering his hubby on valentines day.

As always, Chuuya came home - early today, since the two have a date planned - with an armful of presents and chocolates from his coworkers and subordinates. Great. The two greet eachother, kiss, and Chuuya drops off his valentines gifts on the kitchen table before excusing himself to go take a quick shower, leaving Dazai alone in the kitchen.

As always, Dazai's first instinct is to go through all of the gifts and see who got his husband what. He knows all of Chuuya's coworkers and a decent amount of his subordinates, after all. Going through them - Kouyou, yeah, that makes sense. Hirotsu, Akutagawa, Gin, Tachihara, of course, of course. Wait. Akari? Who is that? Dazai's never heard her name before. Well this simply won't do! Who is this woman to give his husband chocolates for valentines day!?

Deciding that this wasn't right, Dazai opens the box and eats all of the chocolates. No way will he let Chuuya eat some random girl's chocolates!! It doesn't take long for him to start feeling iffy, and takes even less time for him to feel awful. His heart was pounding, he felt nauseous, his vision is blurring, and- is that blood he tastes? Crap, those chocolates were definitely poisoned. It's a good thing Mori trained his poison tolerance. He'll just have to ride this out, yeah.

"Hey, Samu. I'm ready, are yo-" Chuuya comes back to find a shaky and pale Osamu sweating buckets, immediately worried.