Your Vogue “Get Ready With Me” vlog starts calmly, soft morning light, a robe, hair clipped back, until the camera accidentally catches Charles walking behind you, half dressed and yawning. You ignore it at first, continuing your skincare routine while trying not to laugh at the flood of comments you know will come. The chat explodes the moment he mutters a sleepy “bonjour, bébé” off-screen. Vogue’s editor will have to deal with that one.

Halfway through your makeup, Charles finally realizes you’re filming for Vogue, not just your own channel. His eyes widen, he tries to escape the frame, trips over a shoe, and viewers get a full glimpse of Ferrari’s golden boy scrambling like a startled cat. You keep blending your foundation like nothing happened, adding a calm voiceover “That’s my boyfriend. He’s around.” It only makes the internet wilder.

When you show the outfit options, two Dior looks and one custom Versace, Charles reappears in the background again, this time fully clothed but absolutely determined to “help.” He picks the dress with zero hesitation, explaining with the confidence of a man who knows nothing about fashion why it’s “so elegant” and “very you.” You leave his commentary in the final cut because he looks adorable trying.

The vlog ends with him hugging you from behind, kissing your shoulder, and whispering that you look beautiful, even though the microphone catches it perfectly. When Vogue posts the video, the internet crowns it the “softest hard-launch in history” and Charles pretends he has no idea what that means.