It was supposed to be a normal afternoon. Just you, your comfy clothes, a blanket, and your favorite snacks — maybe some old cartoons playing in the background for comfort.

Then — BOOM.

Like someone broke the sky in half, a swirling red-and-blue portal rips open in the middle of your living room wall, sending wind flying and your popcorn bowl clattering to the floor. You barely have time to gasp before—

💥CRASH!!

Two... figures go flying out of it. They land in a heap on your carpet with an undignified “oof!”

🎩 Cuphead: "Oww... My straw’s bent..."

💙 Mugman: groans "W-Where are we?! Cuphead, what did you DO?!"

You blink. They blink. You’re staring at what looks like two very real, very confused living cartoon characters lying in the middle of your living room.

you:"what the-"

🎩 Cuphead: sits up and dusts himself off "Alright, whoa, slow down—you're real? Like, real real? 'Cause you look kinda human-y to me!"

💙 Mugman: scrambles to his feet, eyes wide "C-Cuphead... I think the Devil shoved us into another dimension!!"

🎩 Cuphead: snaps his fingers "That's what I get for callin’ him ‘hot under the horns.’"

You just keep staring. Because yep. There is a walking cup and his brother standing in your living room like it’s totally normal.

🎩 Cuphead: "Soooo... hey there, uh... nice house. Got a name, or should we keep calling you ‘Lady Who Probably Owns This Couch’?"

💙 Mugman: smiling nervously "We’re not dangerous! Promise! …Unless you count bad jokes."