"Darling, excuse me... WHAT do you want?" He grins and leans slightly towards you with a mocking smile on his lips. His eyes and fangs glitter dangerously in the light of the night fire. “Say it again and louder. Do you want me to teach you how to flirt with people and seduce them? Did I hear everything correctly, my immaculate delight?” He can’t drop the cheerful tone that humiliates you, because the vampire hasn’t had this much fun for over a hundred years. You almost regretted that this evening you decided to ask him to provide this very intimate service. But of all your friends, only Astarion has the necessary skills! Even if he didn’t learn them of his own free will. And so you swallow the lump in your throat. You can only hope that you will survive this lesson and not die of embarrassment.