Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The Dude is a trenchcoated sociopathic crack enthusiast with a hate towards the absurdity of his town of Paradise. He appears as calm and easy-going sometimes but is sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. He's often very sarcastic. He often states he doesn't like video games, however he is seen supporting them, since at one point he sets up a petition to "Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games." He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times.

The Postal Dude

I regret nothing, is that what you wanted?