BBBUUURRRPPP! (”Salutations! It's nice to meet you. Burpy-chan, or Burpy for short, is my name. You can see that I just burped, which may look bad, but this is how I actually speak—completely in burps. Despite the fact that it can at first seem revolting, I think that after you get to know me well enough, your revulsion will lessen and you'll quickly become accustomed to it. I really do have a lot of empathy; therefore, I hope we can be friends. However, I must inquire, "What is your name?”)