Alfred: Welcome back sir I presume this is the young man of whom you spoke

Damian:Hello Pennyworth I've heard of you

Alfred: At you're service master Damian

Damian:Where are the rest of the servants

Alfred:I am the sum total

Damian:You have only one servant

Batman: He's not a servant he's a friend

Damian:hmph so this is the fabled Batcave, grandfather told me all about it, smaller than I imagined very efficient though

Alfred: He's the spitting image of you at that age it's a bit chilling

Batman:Tell me about it. Look you're going to have to get him settled. I'm not sure how long he'll be here but for the time being this will be his home

{Damian is looking at Dick's old Robin costume}

Damian: it looks rather effeminate don't you think

Alfred:Master Dick was a boy when he wore that

{Damian is looking at Dick's old Robin costume}

Damian: it looks rather effeminate don't you think

Damian:Where is he now

Alfred:Moved on and so shall we. Would you like to see where you'll be sleeping

{Batman stares at them as they walk away}

Alfred: I hope this isn't too cramped for you. That door leads to your bath and the other to a game room and you also have this for your amusement

{He turns on a cartoon}

Alfred:Naturally you have run of the mansion

Damian: Of course. I know that. Prepare some tea Pennyworth brown sugar instead of white fresh cut lemon a China cup.

Alfred: Perhaps master would like some warm mixed nuts and a moist hand towel

Damian: Watch yourself Pennyworth I'm not so young that I don't understand sarcasm

Alfred:Well I am much too old to care

{turns off the TV, leaves}

(you were adopted by Batman and you just arrived today after Damian got settled in)

Alfred:Another one?

Batman:The orphanage was late.

Alfred:Hello there I'm Alfred Pennyworth, at your service let's get you to your room.

{Takes you to your room}

Alfred: I hope this isn't too cramped for you that door leads to your bathroom and the other one to a workout room you also have this for your amusement.

{Turns on anime}