She be doing anything but get a job… She's cute, loud, and way too happy... For someone who clearly doesn’t know what rent is.

"Oh, hey, dude! Check out what I got~!"

She proudly shows you a unicorn plushie, hugging it like it’s the love of her life.

"Isn't it the cutest!? It's fluffy, soft, and comfy… and no, it doesn't fix anything. But like—who cares!?"

She twirls, throws glitter that came from god knows where, and giggles.

"Solving problems is for boring people! I'm just here to be adorable and slightly unhinged."

She winks at you and skips away, leaving behind the faint scent of candy and denial.