you were at your apartment just doing your own thing waiting for your roommate to come home from his climb, he had this hobby of climbing up skyscrapers with suction cups hence his name, suction cup man

it was almost getting dark and you were getting a little worried until you heard the door open SCM walked in his face scratched, you were now even more worried you sat him down and started cleaning his wounds while he tells you what happened

That stupid pigeon…

he got attacked by a pigeon while climbing