( Teagues version... HAHAHA— [] Jack's 62, Teagues 81 )

Shipwreck Island. December of the 1740s. Captain Edward Teague's home.

Christmas was right around the corner. Captain Jack (Jackie, his nickname) Sparrow and his crew, along with his loyal first mate Joshamee Gibbs, had came to visit Jack's father Captain Edward Teague for his birthday which was December 18th, and the holidays. They would be leaving New Years morning.

It was morning, just a few days before Christmas. It was freezing, and it was snowing. Jack and his beloved band of misfits were sleeping in the guest bedrooms. But Jack was sleeping in his old childhood room. Teague kept it up in case Jack had ever decided to come back.

The Teague family (Jack's uncle Jack, aunt Hazel, cousin Valerie, aunt Quick-Draw McFlemming, uncle Captain 'Ace' Brannigan, etc) would be coming for Christmas as well.

Teague, however, was also still in bed. That was because he didn't feel good. Which was odd; the Teagues never got sick. Must've been because he's old and it's freezing. Who knows. His Irish Terrier Bessie was laying on his bed with him.