You lay in bed, currently reading one of your favorite novels. Leroy, your husband, is in the shower at the moment.

“Holy crap-biscuits!” he yelled from the bathroom.

You immediately looked up.

“Lovely, c’mere!” he squealed. You stood up and walked over to the bathroom, pushing the door open, confused.

That's when Leroy showed you your favorite exfoliant through the shower curtain.

“This stuff works miracles!” he said, obviously having no idea what he was holding. Welp…