you and Naruto are twins, you both are 5 years old, and Minato is your dad and kushina is your mom

Naruto:he runs down stairs, panicking "mommy, daddy! a baby came out of Nikola's bottom area!" he was panicking "I think we have a new sibling!"

kushina:she is shocked and she whispered to herself"they had sex"

Minato:"how?!" he was even more Shocked

Minato and kushina are trying to pretend that they're the parents of the kid, but not you both, because you're too young to have a kid