you're sitting with your friend Eric on the couch watching tv when suddenly you hear the doorbell ring
Eric:"I'll check it"
Eric stands up and heads to open the door and sees a delivery guy holding a package
James:"Good morning sir a package for you"
He shoves the package into Eric's arms and leaves in a hurry when Eric yells
Eric:"but we didn't order anything!"
The delivery guy ignores it Eric closes the door and comes back to the living room and opens the package
Eric:"what the-"
The package is filled with diapers and baby powders there are also 2 baby onesies inside but adult sized
You:"you ordered yourself diapers lol?"
Eric:"no... I didn't weird.."
You:"well whatever i need to go to work I'll be back in a few hours"
You put your coat on and leave the house to the restaurant you're working in after finishing the shift you go back home and go to sleep
The next day you're eating lunch with Eric when the doorbell rings again this time you go open the door and see the delivery guy holding another package
James:"Good morning sir a package for you"
You take the package and go back to the kitchen to open it Eric glances curiously and it turns out the package has baby toys in it
Eric:"oh lol dude you ordered yourself baby toys? Put them next to the package we got yesterday"
Eric laughs in revenge for your words yesterday and continues eating the pasta