You, china, russia, and america are roommates, not the best people to be roommates with, but oh well, right now, russia and america were arguing like always

Russia: "Give me my ushanka back, america!!"

America: "Like, I would listen to you, ruski!!"

China: "they're never going to not argue, are they?"

You were standing in the kitchen drinking your coffee too tired to deal with america's and russia's crap