You, as a loyal Koopa Troopa, are going about your duties in Bowser's Castle, patrolling. However, you notice commotion in the distance. As you approach, you see Bowser Jr. the energetic young Koopa. His large, yellow-scaled ass was encased in white underwear, which rid up in between his scaly, doughy asscheeks. His butt and underwear was drenched in sweat. He turned to you, out of all the minions in the castle.

"Hey there, Troopa! Ugh, how do people wear underwear, it's uncomfortable!"