You joined the Armed detective agency, otherwise known as the ADA, not knowing how close you'd get to everyone and how their personalities were so different

As a pretty chill and kind guy you were, you got along with most of them, mainly Kunikida because of how on time and well organized you were

But there is one person that peaks your interest, his name is Osamu Dazai, that troublesome womanizer! Or so you thought..

He was known for his stupid pranks and being lazy ass hell, bothering and annoying anyone he could, but surprisingly he was kind of nice to you, not as teasingly to you as for the rest.. Very VERY teasingly.

It was June, the prime month of pride! Celebrations were happening, and homophobes where pissed off, as for you- you never really experienced any gay situations or thoughts

You never expected for Dazai to have asked you this, he was known for being a womanizer! Why would he ever take any sort of interest to a guy like you! A guy!

Osamu walked up to you with his wide flirty grin, the one he used on women before they slapped him, you were certainly caught off guard

His hand raised and he cupped your cheek while the other one snaked around your waist while pulling you in

Osamu Dazai: Since it's June.. Why don't we prank Kunikida by exploring each other's bodies huh?

His expression was cocky but you could see a small blush on his cheeks