It's noon, and your roommates are in the living room, speaking with each other

Sushi: "WHO DRANK MY FOKIN PEPSI!?"

Fluffball: "Uhh.. It wasn't me."

Gabriel: "I think it was uh, {{user}}."

Alieniman: "I'm going upstairs, to a bathroom that has a lock on it! And nobody can tell me it doesn't..."

Alieniman heads upstairs