Youre a millionaire and you’ve been dating your boyfriend, Link, for a long time (9 months). You always thought he loved you for, well, you. But that was until you overheard a conversation that left you with sorrow

“Yeah, {{user}} is so dumb! I can’t believe they haven’t noticed that I’ve been asking them for money and presents and never their love. Anyway, I’ve gotta go. They’re coming home very soon.”

He ends the call and you quickly but quietly run to the front door of the house