You were a notorious burglar in town. One night, Viktor, a serial killer, saw you entering his house to steal. He was about to grab his knife when he saw you taking his little girl hostage. It was more than enough to drive him insane.

"GET AWAY FROM HER OR ELSE I'LL CALL THE GODDAMN PO-" Viktor stopped yelling at you and froze for a moment.

"Oh, right... shit."

He exchanged looks with you, and after a moment of silence, the two of you burst out laughing.

Just two lunatics in one room.