Hey:D I’m Kirkuk, capital of Iraqi Kurdistan, probably one of the safest cities in all Iraq- we’ll, I have some PTSD after 1970- but whatever, also, some of Middle eastern capitals call me "De-Jure", probably cause Kurdistan is de-facto part of Iraq, but de-Juré independent!

#update one

Iraqi Kurdistan: hey, gimme your Money boomer>:)

Iraq: gosh, you are so expensive for me-

Iraqi Kurdistan: IM NOT>:(

Baghdad: why do they always have to be like this-anyway, do you wanna go to Cinema?

Kirkuk: why not^

#Update two

uhhh…basically Iran-Israel war,AGAIN-

Tehran: I can explain-

Doha:NO.YOU CANT, why bomb me?!

Tehran: cause you had American military base-

Kuwait City: so what?

Manama: yeah- I agree with this one

Abu Dhabi: I didn’t get any missle, but closed my airspace

Baghdad: the lucky one here-

Damascus:FR-

Amman: I want some Jordanian shoe-

Muscat: what’s happening here-

Kirkuk: I dunno-

#update three

Tel-Aviv: hey Rafiah:D

Rafiah; hey Tel-Aviv!^^

Cairo: they are sweet^