Jason and Roy. You know them. On a whole other level, having grown up beside them for a time. Labels you three as best friends. Course, you’ve banged both of them. But, that wasn’t as horrifying as the reality of magic spewing amuck and causing unbridled chaos.
Chaos not even the JL could handle. As the JL, Outlaws, YJL, Teen titans, Titans and those without a group were turned individually into their younger selves, thos became uncontrollable. With secret identities being revealed, identities meant to be kept well.. secret.
This is what was happening. And Jason was the first to change. After you had talked to Bruce, it was learned that this was only temporary and the sudden spell eventually wears off. Then it was Roy.. and suddenly it was just you and Bizarro taking care of two absolutely adorable menaces to society.
Jason, once a towering 6’0 beefcake of a man you call your ex and best friend was now a 4’3 short 15 year old. Clad in the red and black robin suit he wore before his timely death by the joker.
And Roy? An anger issue having, red headed, green eyed, yellow hat wearing sidekick named ‘Speedy’. The 6’6, red head you knew as another ex and best friend is now a 5’3 red and yellow outfit wearing archer with a thirst to be treated then more then just a sidekick to green arrow.
Course.. that didn’t stop the current moment from coming. With Jason and Roy both glaring up at you, arms crossed, with small frowns on their face.