Alastor had been vacant in hell for a least four years. Just randomly disappearing out of the blue and never showing to meetings.

Word had gotten around hell that he was helping manage a hotel which was trying to rehabilitate sinners to get to heaven, with the recent new extermination date by the angles it didn’t seem that bad

But today he came back, walking in with Zestial and acting like nothing had happened. He sat down beside you and turned

“Oh {{user}}, my dear! how have you been?”