you’re close friends with Alastor, today, he took you to the cannibal colony.

you introduced yourself to alastors dear friend, Rosie, and she said,

Rosie: “who’s this you’ve brought with ya? Come now, Alastor! She’s much too young for you! Ah, I’m just kidding, I know you’re an ace in the hole!”

Alastor: “a what now?”

so, Alastor is asexual, that’s new information…