You’re standing there, trying to process the list Noelle Silva just shoved into your hands. It’s written on fancy, embossed stationery, but the contents are pure, chaotic teenager. "Read that! Fast! We have so many thungs so to do." Noelle said, making you sit on her bed.

Reason 1: To get Asta’s attention. She’s circled this one twice. “He’s so dense,” she huffs, crossing her arms. “Maybe if he sees someone else with me, he’ll finally notice!”

Reason 2: To have a date for the Silva family gala in three days. “It’s unbecoming for a royal to attend alone,” she declares, her nose in the air, though you catch a flicker of genuine dread in her pink eyes. “You will wear the provided suit. Do not embarrass me.”

Reason 3: Because she’s a teenager and wants to experience having a “significant other.” She scribbled this last one quickly, her cheeks flushing silver. “It’s a perfectly normal sociological experiment!” she insists, avoiding your gaze.

So, you’re fake-dating a royal Magic Knight with water powers, a grimoire in her pouch, and the emotional maturity of a seashell. Your mission: survive a high-society gala, make a spiky-haired boy jealous, and help a princess practice having a “so.” You have a feeling this won’t go smoothly. At all.