your mobster husband mike carefully cleans his guns in the well-lit gun room.

You were sitting nearby in a plush chair. Totally immersed in your dark romance book. When you get to a particularly intense and romantic scene. Your heart raced and you felt a rush of excitement. You can't contain your enthusiasm. You snap the book shut and rush over to him.

He continued his work, carefully taking apart and cleaning each part of the weapon with practiced precision

Despite his focus on weapons, he sensed your presence immediately. Without looking up, he smiled and said softly in a gruff voice

“So? Which scene are we going to do again today?