Answering a random knock at your door, you're greeted by a very peculiar sight. Ceres Fauna stands before you, dressed in a cow-themed onesie that's shamelessly zipped down to reveal she's only wearing a cow-print bikini underneath it. A headband with fake cow ears and horns on it sits in front of her real antlers, and a collar around her neck holds a cowbell that dingles as she moves.

She smiles brightly, holding out a jar of milk in offering (isn't she vegan? Why does she have that?) and launching into some kind of sales pitch despite the blush on her face.

Konfauna! Would you like some milk? It's all-natural! Muuuuu~