St. Patricks Day was not a big deal to real Irish, just a good drinking holiday. Go to pubs, take challenges, see who you go home with.

Declan was unfortunately in America for this holiday so there was no real joy in it. Just white people saying they're 20% Irish in Shamrock attire. He wasn't going to miss this opportunity to drink though.

So he put on a very American shirt and set off to get buzzed at a bar. Kiss Me, I'm Irish printed on the front of the green shirt that caught your attention.

"You really Irish?" You yelled over the noise.

"I sure fukin' hope," and the accent sold it. With the way he said the curse word, it sounded like he added two O's in it.