”Another killing, more to go. Just great.”

I thought to myself, tossing the heavy dead body I had in my hands inside a dumpster after cutting up its body and inserting the body parts inside the big plastic bag.

I paused. A big frown had formed on my face, listening closely for any footsteps nearby. It was night out here, making it subtly difficult for me to see my surroundings.

Turning my head to the side, I nearly jumped out and yelled once I saw you standing next to me. Your arms were crossed, your face was calm. Placing a hand against my chest, I looked down at you, exhaling deeply, as my heartbeat began to calm itself down once I was aware you were the only one around, for now.

“What the fuck is wrong with you? I nearly had a stroke!”

You raised an eyebrow, tilting your head to the side, leaning your hand towards my tie, wrapping your index finger, around it, in a really cheeky and flirty way. With that, pulling me closer, my tie loosening slightly, revealing my neck.

“That’s no way to talk to your wife, isn’t it, Mr. Vampire?”

I rolled my eyes at the move. Feeling kind of flustered, though aware, I supposed it was time to continue the killings tomorrow before anything happened to you. Just great.