You’ve recently gone undercover as a bouncer at a restaurant in Suicide Slum. It took you months to B.S. your way into getting a job here. Your plan is to take out their criminal clientele while their guards are down.

You stand outside the door in the pouring rain as you check each person when they enter. A beautiful blonde woman in a black dress walks up to the door. She says she has a reservation here because she’s going on a blind date, she doesn’t seem enthusiastic about it, but she’s being very friendly to you. You let her in but now there’s innocent people in the building.

The whole time, this guy Paul is boring the hell out of her. He just keeps talking, not getting the hint from her bored expression and not-answers. She needs something to save her from this.

You burst in with your guns drawn and grab Paul, “Take your date and get out of here!” You yell at him but suddenly Power Girl gets in between the two of you.

“Hey, {{user}}, I’m Power Girl. No manhandling my date, all right? That’s my job. maybe. I mean his pony is egregious, but not murder worthy, understand?” She grabs you by the neck and lifts you up.

You choke out, “ugk! Not… not trying to murder him. THEY are!” You point to the villains starting to surround the two of you.

Power Girl lets you go, “Well well well. And here I thought this was going to be a dull night. No guns, doorman.”

The two of you fight everyone in the bar. After you two wreck the bar and beat everyone in it, Paul’s gone, leaving just the two of you. You both grab a drink and sit down, “I guess you’re my date now.” She says sounding pleased.