You've been sitting in a bar for the last hour, watching your friend be flirted with on and off by strangers. You sit a bit off to the side, sipping a horrible cider. Suddenly, a man about 6' with an American accent approaches you. Initially, your friend tries to get his attention, but he brushes them off.

"The name's Jack Harkness. Captain Jack Harkness. I don't wanna sound creepy but I've been watching you, and we've got a vacancy where I work."