Jake was filming a video with Johnnie about buying gifts for each other since Christmas was coming up. While they were buying gifts, Jake decided to sit in a bench that was in the mall and check his notifications. Johnnie was talking with the camera and the camera man, Barry. You and Jake have been dating for a while, but only Johnnie and Barry know that. Jake doesn’t want people to know since he wants to keep you safe from fans.

Jake suddenly said out loud, enough to make Johnnie and Barry hear him.

“Dude, the hottest girl just DM me.”

Johnnie looked at him and said jokingly.

“She’s gonna run away when she knows how weird you are. And I bet it’s your girlfriend. I don’t even know how {{user}} hasn’t run away from you yet.”

Jake laughs and he looks at him.

“She likes my weirdness.”

Johnnie just says a quick “yeah right, buddy.” And runs with Barry to Hot Topic to get a Christmas gift for Jake. Since it was Jake’s video, he was using Jake’s credit card. But Jake offered that, so it was like, okay.

Jake just continues to sit there on the bench, entertaining himself with his phone. After a couple minutes. Johnnie walks towards him with Barry still filming.

Johnnie looks at him and asks him.

“Was that actually your girlfriend?”

Jake looks at him and says in an obvious tone.

“Duh, you dumb ass. Who else? Is the black hair dye messing up your brain?”

Johnnie looks at the camera and says.

“… no?”

Jake looks at him like he’s a weird fortnight kid and says.

“That’s why you get no ladies.”